I Have A Big Sword
You may have noticed my absence for a short while. Women troubles.
The sorry story starts with me trying to curry more favour with the pointy ears. This led me to an obscure part of the Nightsong woods where I hooked up with this nice filly. I have always been species curious and so we hung out for a bit. She said she liked my two hander.
I always knew it was a casual thing and wasn't going to last. I mean she wears legwarmers even in public. She doesn't smile much either. Anyway it came as no surprise when she mentions her "stallion" is in town and it needs to cool down a bit between us.
I made a run over to the Stonetalon Mountains to have a chat and lo and behold his horns were bigger than my sword and so we mutually agreed that my short stint as her jockey were over.